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Mxnu
SHE GIN PING
Thirsty for a taste of relaxing oppression? Our She Gin Ping is sure to satisfy that need. Made with a citrusy gin imported directly from the Forbidden City and the tears of Taiwanese children (organic), this beverage will help you become a calm-you-nist in no time. 16
Continue reading Mxnu#Disspatch: 2718 Webster, 26 March 2020
“One day we’re gonna be minimalists. Like not minimalists but like normal people not encumbered by the amount of stuff we have.”
TBOTTSC: “Can it really be a circle jerk…”
Pferdinand joined #isthiswholezinethingagiantcirclejerkquestionmark. Continue reading TBOTTSC: “Can it really be a circle jerk…”
TBOTTSC: “She unbuttoned my pants…”
Henrik Oaf Harvårson
“She unbuttoned my pants but I told her no. Instead, I threw her on the bed and entranced her, my tongue painting her body like Picasso’s brush…Only after she had come did I finally give her what she so desperately craved…” Continue reading TBOTTSC: “She unbuttoned my pants…”
TBOTTSC: “I’m worried that people will read thinq…”
Leo Nibrál
I’m worried that people will read thinq and think that it’s serious Continue reading TBOTTSC: “I’m worried that people will read thinq…”
#Disspatch: Caffe Latte, 8 May 2020
A body-builder-wannabe Boomer walks into Caffe Latte, boasting of his recent travels across Europe and Asia as evidence of his immunity to COVID-19. Continue reading #Disspatch: Caffe Latte, 8 May 2020